Pizza from scratch, right down to home made crust and sauce from fresh tomatoes.... @noreservations

Gobbles, be a good kitty and entertain the trick-or-treaters

As you can tell, Gobbles is just overjoyed halloween is coming...

Full frontal wedgie cause by emergency desperate g-string measures.

I am having to wear 2 g- strings, 1 regular and 1 backwards to cover my butt crack! Can you say full frontal wedgie!!

I bought a thong at cirillas today because you can not wear a g-string in louisville. I pulled a string and the damn thing self destructed before I wore it!! And I am on in 10 minutes!!

80 miles from home and my exhaust pipe dislodged. The "tour bus" needs to be on pimp my ride!