Visit me a Paper Moon Dc tonight and tomorrow and kiss my ouchie finger :(

The Paper moon in DC knows how to treat a gal! I may have to buy more rubber bands in hopes of a repeat tomorrow.

Another photo shoot, Yeay!!

Break between 2 eight hour photo shoots... Fuel up!

Pizza from scratch, right down to home made crust and sauce from fresh tomatoes.... @noreservations

Gobbles, be a good kitty and entertain the trick-or-treaters

As you can tell, Gobbles is just overjoyed halloween is coming...

Full frontal wedgie cause by emergency desperate g-string measures.

I am having to wear 2 g- strings, 1 regular and 1 backwards to cover my butt crack! Can you say full frontal wedgie!!

I bought a thong at cirillas today because you can not wear a g-string in louisville. I pulled a string and the damn thing self destructed before I wore it!! And I am on in 10 minutes!!

80 miles from home and my exhaust pipe dislodged. The "tour bus" needs to be on pimp my ride!

Apparently no one goes unscathed. Happy Halloween!

Any other takers for a personal assistant position?... Beware lol

Two big thanks to the ladies and gentlemen of Tulsa!!

So worth the wait!

In 7 hours this will be lamb chili!

I am in lust with the new Tom Ford glasses!

Running on fumes and this stuff. ha-cha cha cha

I guess the words "print to fit" were list in translation...

My cute new Clarks have held up from a dressy dinner to yellowstone. I'm interested to see if they survive NYC in November. Last time I was there I walked 130 blocks in 2 days!

Who wants to track the sheep that my new icebreakers wool wicking thong panty came from?!

Sulphur hot spring in yellowstone

Artist paint pots, yellowstone national park. I think I may have been crying because of all the beauty by this point.

It's elk mating season and they are everywhere!

Holy cow, literally!!! This buffalo is about 15 feet from my vehicle!

Update: I'm in Yellowstone and it's breath taking!

Happening right now, I'm at Mt Rushmore!

Passing the Missouri flooding remnants.

Backstage at the award show. Cinderella made her own awards gown.

After the award show, blush at the Wynn

I just about had a heart attack when I saw this at the Mirage! :)

...and possible a rabbi. I couldn't make this up if I tried, people!

...and the nun!

This just in: I am currently hot gluing rhinestones to a g-string and organizing my show pictures while sitting in a vibrating chair, when a fryer and a nun come up... No punch line.... Yet

To end an absolutely wonderful week at The Pink Pony Atlanta, Rita, dance goddess extraordinaire left me a reminder of how lucky I am to have, do and be whatever I want. Thank you Atlanta Ladies & Gentlemen, and The Pony!

Last 2 days!

2 more shows tonight, 3 every night through Saturday!!!

Cop training for Cobb county police as seen tonight at the movie theater...

Camping at SFO... Good night!

This is my palace until my rescheduled flight in the morning.

Thank you San Fran, you treated Rachelle and I very well!

And in today's activities...

American cupcake, a new favorite!

Red velvet fried chicken, garlic cream cheese mashed potatoes and cocoa infused coleslaw at American cupcake... I have died and gone to San Francisco!

Eating red velvet fried chicken and not apologizing!