Monday, March 25, 2013

Yeay! First long trip in my new car. Not sure if I miss the storage capacity or my bumper stickers on my van more

Me when I won entertainer of the year @exoticdancermag (i.e. the infamous Nina Hagen)

Its chicken claw madnesss! File this under pee my panties least to me.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Yep, that's pretty accurate...

Friday, March 22, 2013

You know, the important questions in life...

Sunday, March 17, 2013

She choked on what at a baby shower?!

Monday, March 11, 2013

Getting ready for twork tonight...

Saturday, March 9, 2013

I'll file this under things that only happen to me... Me to a customer; "Hi what's your name and stage name if you had one?" Customer; "Hi! They call me 'Maximum inventory'." Me (obviously mishearing him); "Wow! 'Alpha Centauri'!!! Greetings! I'm Gia. I'm from the Crab Nebula!!" -We both laugh. Long silence. I dance a few songs... Me; "So, where is 'Alpha Centauri' from? Are you a scifi fan too?! Customer; "No, you made it up. I said 'Maximum inventory..." Me; "Oh." (enter psychotic laughter)..."Hey! Look at my cleavage in this new braaaa....." YEP.ME

Friday, March 8, 2013

My inspiration for the day. There are no excuses!!!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Guess what I'm doing?! FREAKING OUT!!!

What could my Vlog #0010 possibly be about now?!

Friday, March 1, 2013

WAY back in the day at a Gwar concert....