Sunday, December 29, 2013

Damn! I just found this in my phone. A little late but still relevant....and awesome!

Taken backstage last week in Texas. 5 minutes Mr. Bunny!!

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Happy holidays from 2 of your favorite misfit toys!

Thursday, December 19, 2013

That time I broke my half. #throwbackthursday #tbt

Saturday, December 14, 2013

The stripper vs. Self check out...

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Look out Lubbock, I'm on my way!

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Yes! My dreams of ultra sonic hearing and super sight will now be a reality thank to Walmart!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Me and @paulwallbaby in Jackson MS!

Thursday, November 28, 2013


Thanksgiving-Nov 30th I'll be performing at Dannys Downtown in Jackson MS!

Friday, November 22, 2013

Tales of stage makeup!

Latest purchase, the most snuggley sweater panties ever! Score! :D

Show times tonight at Glamour Girl in Houston; 5:30p, 9p, 11p & 1a!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

On my way to Glamour Girls in Houston!

Friday, November 15, 2013

Someone is spoiling me, and I don't know who!!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Coming soon to the great state of Oregon!

Last night in Aberdeen SD.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

I got the cover of Adult Quest Magazine!! I'll also be in Houston, Abilene, and Lubbock mid Nov till Dec.

I don't usually eat meat, but when I do it's raw game. Venison carpaccio.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Death becomes her....good night.

It's not gay if you're in a 3-way...

Friday, November 1, 2013

Omg omg!! Manager at Big Louies in Mo is Quail Man!!! Love it!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tales of fast moving kitties and demonic possession. ..

Seems legit...

And on this Hallows eve...

Don't forget the tricks with the treats!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Caption this! Happy Halloween!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

On the drive home

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Ok guys, I think I totally nailed this disguise. I know you can't tell, but I assure you it's me. Tip; always look busy.

Attempt #2 to blend in. Side note; always act natural.

Safe travel tip #36: Tone things down. When stopping at rest areas, blend in.

Monday, October 21, 2013

So, this is my tire right now.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Halloween is coming....on your face.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Wow!! I don't have kids, but if I ever become a parental unit...this!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Halloween is coming. ..

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Makeup from Sunday night. Swarovski's covering my eyelids ;)

Also came home to a fully organized show-room!!! Major brownie points!

Just got home from the awards. ..I missed my kitty-zilla!!!

Monday, October 14, 2013

Thank you to everyone that voted for me!!! I won Night Moves Magazine "Best Feature" editors choice!!!

Sunday, October 13, 2013

So, this is happening tonight. Be the or be square :)

Luv and want this!

Saturday, October 12, 2013

So, this is a real add for a real buisness... but it looks more like a Tim and Eric episode!

Tonights outfit!

Friday, October 11, 2013

Me and Bonnie Rotten at Bare Assets.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

More backstage-y in Myrtle Beach.

Backstage this past Saturday night in Myrtle Beach.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Lunch time!! Don't be fooled... these are 20 oz glasses each. :D

Sent via the Samsung GALAXY S®4, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Proof that people and their pets do resemble one another.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Trading in my makeup for bed time. "I left my lashes in Winston-Salem". ♡


Saturday, September 28, 2013

Stage makeup for tonights performances

This exactly.