Pizza from scratch, right down to home made crust and sauce from fresh tomatoes.... @noreservations

Gobbles, be a good kitty and entertain the trick-or-treaters

As you can tell, Gobbles is just overjoyed halloween is coming...

Full frontal wedgie cause by emergency desperate g-string measures.

I am having to wear 2 g- strings, 1 regular and 1 backwards to cover my butt crack! Can you say full frontal wedgie!!

I bought a thong at cirillas today because you can not wear a g-string in louisville. I pulled a string and the damn thing self destructed before I wore it!! And I am on in 10 minutes!!

80 miles from home and my exhaust pipe dislodged. The "tour bus" needs to be on pimp my ride!

Apparently no one goes unscathed. Happy Halloween!

Any other takers for a personal assistant position?... Beware lol

Two big thanks to the ladies and gentlemen of Tulsa!!

So worth the wait!

In 7 hours this will be lamb chili!

I am in lust with the new Tom Ford glasses!

Running on fumes and this stuff. ha-cha cha cha

I guess the words "print to fit" were list in translation...

My cute new Clarks have held up from a dressy dinner to yellowstone. I'm interested to see if they survive NYC in November. Last time I was there I walked 130 blocks in 2 days!

Who wants to track the sheep that my new icebreakers wool wicking thong panty came from?!