Damn! I just found this in my phone. A little late but still relevant....and awesome!

Taken backstage last week in Texas. 5 minutes Mr. Bunny!!

Happy holidays from 2 of your favorite misfit toys!

That time I broke my toe...in half. #throwbackthursday #tbt

The stripper vs. Self check out...

Look out Lubbock, I'm on my way!

Yes! My dreams of ultra sonic hearing and super sight will now be a reality thank to Walmart!

Me and @paulwallbaby in Jackson MS!

Tonight-Saturday!

Thanksgiving-Nov 30th I'll be performing at Dannys Downtown in Jackson MS!

Tales of stage makeup!

Latest purchase, the most snuggley sweater panties ever! Score! :D

Show times tonight at Glamour Girl in Houston; 5:30p, 9p, 11p & 1a!

On my way to Glamour Girls in Houston!

Someone is spoiling me, and I don't know who!!

Coming soon to the great state of Oregon!

Last night in Aberdeen SD.

I got the cover of Adult Quest Magazine!! I'll also be in Houston, Abilene, and Lubbock mid Nov till Dec.

I don't usually eat meat, but when I do it's raw game. Venison carpaccio.

Death becomes her....good night.

It's not gay if you're in a 3-way...

Omg omg!! Manager at Big Louies in Mo is Quail Man!!! Love it!

Tales of fast moving kitties and demonic possession. ..

Seems legit...

And on this Hallows eve...

Don't forget the tricks with the treats!

Caption this! Happy Halloween!

On the drive home

Ok guys, I think I totally nailed this disguise. I know you can't tell, but I assure you it's me. Tip; always look busy.

Attempt #2 to blend in. Side note; always act natural.

Safe travel tip #36: Tone things down. When stopping at rest areas, blend in.

So, this is my tire right now.

Halloween is coming....on your face.

Wow!! I don't have kids, but if I ever become a parental unit...this!

http://comewithmefeelmybones.tumblr.com/post/64447538601/tumble-duh-theludicrousrival

Halloween is coming. ..

Makeup from Sunday night. Swarovski's covering my eyelids ;)

Also came home to a fully organized show-room!!! Major brownie points!

Just got home from the awards. ..I missed my kitty-zilla!!!

Thank you to everyone that voted for me!!! I won Night Moves Magazine "Best Feature" editors choice!!!

So, this is happening tonight. Be the or be square :)

Luv and want this!

http://thegobblinqueen.tumblr.com/post/63881680161

So, this is a real add for a real buisness... but it looks more like a Tim and Eric episode!

Tonights outfit!

Me and Bonnie Rotten at Bare Assets.

More backstage-y in Myrtle Beach.

Backstage this past Saturday night in Myrtle Beach.

Lunch time!! Don't be fooled... these are 20 oz glasses each. :D

Sent via the Samsung GALAXY S®4, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone

Proof that people and their pets do resemble one another.

Trading in my makeup for bed time. "I left my lashes in Winston-Salem". ♡

Backstage!!

Stage makeup for tonights performances

This exactly.