Monday, March 25, 2013
Yeay! First long trip in my new car. Not sure if I miss the storage capacity or my bumper stickers on my van more
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Me when I won entertainer of the year @exoticdancermag (i.e. the infamous Nina Hagen)
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Its chicken claw madnesss! File this under pee my panties funny...at least to me.
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Sunday, March 24, 2013
Friday, March 22, 2013
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Saturday, March 9, 2013
I'll file this under things that only happen to me... Me to a customer; "Hi what's your name and stage name if you had one?" Customer; "Hi! They call me 'Maximum inventory'." Me (obviously mishearing him); "Wow! 'Alpha Centauri'!!! Greetings! I'm Gia. I'm from the Crab Nebula!!" -We both laugh. Long silence. I dance a few songs... Me; "So, where is 'Alpha Centauri' from? Are you a scifi fan too?! Customer; "No, you made it up. I said 'Maximum inventory..." Me; "Oh." (enter psychotic laughter)..."Hey! Look at my cleavage in this new braaaa....." YEP.ME
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Friday, March 8, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
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