I'll file this under things that only happen to me... Me to a customer; "Hi what's your name and stage name if you had one?" Customer; "Hi! They call me 'Maximum inventory'." Me (obviously mishearing him); "Wow! 'Alpha Centauri'!!! Greetings! I'm Gia. I'm from the Crab Nebula!!" -We both laugh. Long silence. I dance a few songs... Me; "So, where is 'Alpha Centauri' from? Are you a scifi fan too?! Customer; "No, you made it up. I said 'Maximum inventory..." Me; "Oh." (enter psychotic laughter)..."Hey! Look at my cleavage in this new braaaa....." YEP.ME